This Guy Has a Crappy Hobby

35-year-old Patrick D. Beeman was sentenced to 150 days in jail and three years of probation for clogging toilets in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Yep, this is a real thing. 

Beeman took water bottles and stopped up the toilets with them. There was a string of at least 10 incidents over the past few years. A police investigation led them to Beeman. He told officials that he “gets urges to do odd things.” What other odd things is this dude into?? Never mind, I don’t wanna know!

Beeman will also have to pay $5,500 in restitution for the toilets he damaged. That’s a lot of toilets. I wonder if he said “aww crap!” when he found out?