Lame Excuse Bro… Here’s Your Ticket

Driver Blames Motley Crue for Speeding

A Canadian man who was pulled over for speeding says he isn’t at fault for breaking the law. Instead, he blames Motley Crue.
The Manitoba resident was driving more than 90 miles per hour when a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer stopped him. The driver explained he’d been driving so fast because “Kickstart My Heart” was playing on the radio.
“Funny enough, our officer knew he was telling the truth, since he was also listening to it — just at a much slower and safer speed,” the RCMP posted.
Apparently, the excuse wasn’t good enough. The driver was fined $481.
What song gets you charged up? What’s the dumbest excuse you’ve ever come up with?