Liquid Death is water…Just plain old water packaged in tallboy cans, but with marketing…It becomes Liquid Death.

You can order a pack of 12 for $1.83 a can by visiting the website, where you’ll be greeted by a banner reading ‘MURDER YOUR THIRST’ so you can know how hardcore this water really is.

From the marketing materials:

“‘Our proprietary Thirst Murdering™ process begins with Liquid Death forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it.

Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding.

Which is exactly what happens next by it causing your Thirst’s head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears,’ the website explains.

This water company has currently raised 2.5 million dollars in backer money proving once again it’s all in the package kids.