Will An Asteroid Be Hitting Earth?

In typical 2020 fashion a new month means a new crisis. Let’s find out: will an asteroid be hitting earth in June? Could I have not paid rent?

First, let’s recap 2020:

  • January: potential WW3
  • February: Kobe dies
  • March: coronavirus
  • April: more pandemic, but this month we call it covid
  • May: comes in like a lamb and out like a lion…yes, wrong month and reversed the saying but it’s fitting.

So here we are, 3 days into June and I stumble across the headline “Asteroid ‘taller than the Empire State Building’ is flying close to Earth at 11,200 mph”. Immediately…I have questions. Questions, like: when? how close? Should I have not paid rent this month? And even though I googled, it was more than two clicks and I gave up. I am not an Internet PI. Luckily, I’m able to ask for help, and y’all came through. Chase called in and explained what’s really going to happen.



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