Wanna Lay On Top of Colonel Sanders?
Y’all, KFC has been doing some weird crap lately… first it was the bowl cuts in NY, then it was the frying chicken sounds on loop and the gravy candle, and now… well… this may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back…
Have you ever had a fantasy of a night in with your lover, lying down on Colonel Sanders? No, not with Colonel Sanders, on him. Well, KFC is about to make your dreams come true with their latest Valentines giveaway. You can register on Reddit.
This Valentines holiday, the fried chicken chain is offering a faux bearskin rug that looks like Colonel Sanders to anyone that can photoshop the rug into an outlandish masterpiece.
Not only does the contest winner get the rug to share with their romantic partner, but they’ll also receive a chicken-themed onesie pajama, a KFC gift card and a one-year subscription to a streaming service.
WHO WANTS THIS!? Seriously? This creeps me out. What will KFC think of next? Nevermind… I really don’t want to know.