Just because hard seltzer enthusiasts claim “there ain’t no laws with the Claw,” doesn’t actually mean that’s true. A fact that cops across the US would like to point out.
“FYI: There ARE still laws when you’re drinking Claws. Especially when you get white girl wasted while drinking that fruity water and do something stupid,” writes the Bath Township Police Department on their Facebook page.
Showing a preference for their own adult beverage of choice, they added the hashtags, #WhenYouDrinkWhiteClawsWeStillEnforceLaws, #TheLacroixOfAlcohol and #YouKnowItsRightWhenYouDrinkABuschLight.
Over in Maine, the Portland Police Department issued a similar warning, tweeting, “To clear the air: here in Portland, laws still apply even when you’re drinking claws. Or drinking anything else. RT to keep your ‘bros’ out of trouble”.
My friend Jonathan, 1/2 of the Brewsky Brothers, is obsessed with White Claws. Be safe out there bro, and follow the laws. 😉