The Unluckiest Groomsmen on Earth

Perhaps the third person could be the charm, although it would have probably been in his interest to skip this one out. A husband-to-be definitely picked the unluckiest groomsmen to stand with him at the altar.

On the eve of the wedding, the best man snapped his arm. As he was rushed to the hospital, a last-minute replacement was chosen.

Unfortunately, that guy then broke his foot just 30 minutes later while smoking a cigarette. The same paramedics literally swung back around to grab the substitute.

Both friends kept in good spirits, joking during the reception speech, “I intended on getting drunk tonight, but ended up getting plastered!” Nice rebuttal sir. 

I wonder if this is a bad omen for the happy couple… we’ll see in 2-10 years.