The Stupid Crap We Buy Online While Drunk

Apparently, we LOVE to get dookie-hammered and shop online. 68 million people are drunk online shopping to the tune of 30 BILLION dollars!

Hunter has purchased A LOT of stupid items online while drinking Gorget Black Cherry Rum… like a Himalayan salt lamp, WWE t-shirts galore, a Boba Fett figure, etc. Sadie bought a stupid shower curtain with rainbow kittens with laser eyes on it. She promptly returned it, unlike Hunter who lives with his drunk decisions every day. Our friend Ryan admitted to us that he has drunk purchased light saber chopsticks, a Darth Vader ice cube tray, and a Bluetooth speaker essential oil diffuser… What? That’s a thing??

The most likely culprit: Gen X men, aka Hunter and Ryan. I would have assumed millennial women, but apparently men between the ages of 38 and 53 are spending like crazy online after a few shots of Fireball. What are they buying? Food. Yep, food. They do realize that the food comes days later, right? Probably not…

Here’s more about our drunk spending:



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