I Put A Ban On You, Because You’re Mine

I can almost hear his buddies making whip sounds from here after a woman’s list of 22 things her boyfriend is banned from doing went viral. The list, which was found by Twitter user @kkeyes96 in a just purchased used car, includes such rules as how often the poor guy is allowed to see his friends and which ones he can remain friends with. Some of the more expected prohibitions are there like not having single girls’ phone numbers in his phone and not following them on social media, but the woman goes as far as to say that if she catches him around other women, “I [will] kill you.” Guys are understandably horrified by the list, which has been shared on several sites. One person commented, “Run!!!” while another thinks she may be justified, speculating that perhaps he cheated on her.

I say: if you can’t trust your significant other and you feel the need to “ban” them from doing things, you should not be in a relationship with them.

What would you do if presented with a list like this? What’s the craziest thing you’ve been told by a significant other not to do?

 

Here’s the list:

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