A sticky wicket as a truck driver loses quite a bit of the old fake twig and berries…Ok…I’ll stop…some.

Police in Northampton, England are investigating a theft of over $1.2 million worth of sex toys.

The toys were stolen from a truck that was parked overnight while the driver slept inside.

(Tired and shagged out from a prolonged squawk)

Police say someone cut the lock on the trailer and made off with the naughty goods.

Rocks Off Ltd., which bills itself as “The UK’s leading sex toy manufacturer and designer”, apologized to its customers and thanked them for being “extremely supportive in what has been a very difficult situation”.

You’d have to be supportive in that situation…I mean can you imagine all the pent up British.