Ok…So Bloomberg the financial news company every year compiles the Vice Index.
The Vice Index is the cost of a list of items:
2 Packs of Cigarettes
1 Bottle of Liquor
1 Gram of Amphetimines
1 Gram of Marijuana
1 Gram of Cocaine
1 Gram of Opiods
This year the Vice Index is $617.00…Good News Down $217.00 from last year, but I have some questions.
- Who picked this list and when were opiods added?
- Who does your shopping? (I mean is this an intern assignment? Hey kid…Go downstairs and try and buy some pot…Come back with the weed and a receipt!)
And of course all of that reminded me of Slim Pickens…”A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this”