Peyton is the Heroine America Needs

Peyton from Clemson is an American Heroine

What a week.  Who would’ve thunk right?  Somehow, I needed something to have all of this make sense this week.  Meet Peyton Darnell.   Peyton is just up the holler at Clemson.   Now I am not going to espouse my political beliefs, but I respect the hell outta anyone that stands by them. (unless your causing a traffic jam and I am trying to get to work.)

Enter Peyton’s A$$…

Peyton is a proud Trump supporter and bet her apple bottom that if Trump got to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, she would get a “Lock Her Up” a$$ tat.  (My band A$$ Tat will be playing at Kung Fu Cantina this weekend. We’re pretty bad a$$.)

Anyway, Election Night continued…One tweet…A couple of Busch Lights…Misguided polls that were calling for a Clinton landslide…What could possibly go wrong?

Butt (see what I did there?) IT happened…

Trump won…And Peyton was happy…

And as Peyton tasted victory, the memories kicked in…

But Peyton had a problem…No funds…and a$$ tattoos can be expensive…

And then Peyton’s mom found out…

Awkweird…

But Peyton is a great American, so this story can’t end yet…

Sadie Black and I want to help.  We invite Peyton to the Soda City Beer Show for some beers, eating like truckers and some good ole’  Git R’ Done.   This a$$ tat just needs to happen.  And a little issue of insufficient funds shall not stand in the way.   As graduates ourselves, we understand.  And if this comes down to money, Sadie and I roll bank (cuz radio), so we are all in to helping Peyton get”Lock Her Up” on her A$$.  No protests.  No blankets.  No cry-ins.  No soy latte’s.  Just a good Old Fashioned America F-Yeah.  Cause Peyton.  Dat A$$ Dough!!!  #goodforyou.

The Soda City Beer Show salute’s ya! “Peyton’s A$$-F-Yeah!”=

#RESPECT

Sadie & Hunter

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