Stop everything. I mean it. Whatever you are doing. That s@#! ends right now. What I am about to tell you, has changed the donut game. (Warning!!!! You’re about to be disappointed.)
Life has imitated art (which is my favorite juxtaposition.)
We can all agree that when it comes to donuts, Krispy Kreme is the crack of the donut world. We are talking Walter White 99.1%. They know it. You know it. That HOT light is on and it’s a home beacon for donut crackheads. Krispy Kreme makes even the most clean of diets go full-on Tyrone Biggums “I got crabs n lobsters…” Hey, it’s not my fault if you never saw the Chappelle show. Google it…
But this time Kreme, ya just gone too far…cause this is a thing…
The Simpsons D’ohnut — as it’s so perfectly called — is a glazed donut dipped in strawberry-flavored white chocolate truffle icing and topped with rainbow sprinkles. And I want in my mouth. “Put it in my mouf Riggs!”
Looks amazing right? Well, there’s one catch. It’s only available in Australia???? What? By Wolverine’s balls! (Hugh Jackman is an Aussie).
So that was almost cool. So when do we get this? Never. But ya can order online. Or just have Instagram envy.
Time for an Australian edition of Let’s Be Jealous! Krispy Kreme in Australia just released new Simpsons D’ohnuts. It’s a glazed doughnut dipped in strawberry flavored white chocolate truffle and topped with sprinkles. For the Aussies out there, @gramofsugar already found the single packs at @7elevenaus.
So that sucks. Here is 4:24 of Homer D’ohs. You suck Australia! You suck long and you suck hard.